Rifles Quotations | Page 2

Those who have the immense dishonesty to fight with a ballot box in one hand and a rifle in the other have no place in democratic politics.

Everything is a trifle to a man who is a Christian except the glorifying of Christ

Affection, like melancholy, magnifies trifles.

Every man, woman, and responsible child has an unalienable individual, civil, Constitutional, and human right to obtain, own, and carry, openly or concealed, any weapon -- rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything -- any time, any place, without asking anyone's permission.

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

Women are only children of a larger growth. A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humours and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and forward child; but he neither consults them about, nor trusts them with, serious matters.

One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it.

One must never place a loaded rifle on the stage if it isn't going to go off. It's wrong to make promises you don't mean to keep.

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

In my opinion, the M1 rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised