I was sitting on a plane that is traveling towards Seattle. And the guy next to me turns and says to me Hey, you going to Seattle?. Nope, San Francisco... I'll be parachuting off in about an hour. Here's your sign!
San Francisco is the only city in America where marijuana is legal but plastic bags are not.
This morning, due to a massive storm, at least 150,000 people in San Francisco were left without power. Of course, people in San Francisco without power are usually called Republicans.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
God! I loove this city!
One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.
Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other.
There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.
I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?