Schmuck Quotations

It’s the downside of a family business: anything good is because I’m somebody’s son; otherwise, I’m a schmuck.

EBay has allowed everyone to become a scalper. Any eBay customer can go out and buy four tickets and auction off two. You'd be a schmuck not to do it.

EBay has allowed everyone to become a scalper, ... Any eBay customer can go out and buy four tickets and auction off two. You'd be a schmuck not to do it.

The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.