I like my whisky old and my women young.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.
The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.