Screw Ups Quotations | Page 2

Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to you, even when you screw up. You'll bounce back eventually. You'll make up for it.

But I've always felt very comfortable on stage, even if I screw up. It always felt like a dog, this is my turf, piss around it. While I'm here, nothing else can happen. All I can do is screw up. Otherwise, have a good time.

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.

Screw-ups are the mark of excellence.

In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us. The only way to screw up is to not try anything.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.