Screwing Quotations

I told my kids when they were little, 'Look, kids, your mother and I are screwing you up somehow. We don't understand how, or we wouldn't do it. But we're parents. So somehow we're damaging you, and I want you to know that early. So just ignore me when I go to that part of my parenting.'

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.

Knowing his coach likes him is more important to a player than anything else. To me, it was important to be able to chew out a player for screwing up and for him to accept it because he knew I liked him anyway.

The planet will adapt to anything. Maybe we should start to use the heart and the brain that we've been given to organize ourselves. Because if we keep screwing up things, we may be just passing by in the history of the planet.

Government shouldn't try to dictate what art looks like or what it portrays. Last thing we want is government screwing it up, which is what they would do.

When you turn the ball over four times, you don't have a chance to win. We played pretty good football when we weren't screwing it up.

I can increase efficiency and serve customers better. And while I'm doing that, I can make sure no one is screwing with my stuff. Done right, security, speed and business benefits all roll up together.

Business people get many undeserved prizes - golden parachutes and bonuses even when companies fail. I don't think people should get rewarded for screwing up.

If that's what you get for screwing up the company, imagine the bonus you'd get if you were successful." ()

He said, 'I'm know I'm screwing you up.' I said, Joe you've know me 10 years. I've always written that way.' It pumps the kids up, too. They like it. It makes them feel special.

He knows I was the guy who just kept coming back and screwing things up, so he had to send me back. I had no problem with it. I don't think he really cared for me too much, but I loved playing for him.

Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...

I thought he was joking. I thought he's just screwing with me because he knew I was taking a break for a week.

To tell the world they have a workaround without sharing what it is, to me suggests they're not comfortable with it. If they've got a workaround, go do it. I mean, quit screwing around with tantalizing the world.

To my way of thinking, passive management of file assets is okay for screwing around with iPads, where we're mainly watching TV on Netflix or obsessive-compulsively checking the popularity of our Instagram uploads.

Now I'm here. Imagine if I'd kept screwing around those six years. I'd have been in the same place I was. In jail. Or dead. One of those.

They're selling nothing and screwing over (the buyer).

They?re pretty much screwing us over, but what can you do? We just kind of have to deal with it.

It was not a very gracious way of stopping the operation, by screwing the employees.

I like playing somebody who has to apologize to their kid, all the time, for screwing up. That seems really real.

I'm just trying to go home. Everything I do has got to stay on that way of thinking - I've made it this far, there's no point in screwing up now.

I'm scared to death of doing it, because I love him (Iggy Pop) so much and I respect the music so much. I don't want to be the person responsible for screwing that up.

You can really see it screwing up hitters.

You were screwing around with (Stewart), you have to come in.