Scumbags Quotations

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll be hilarious'.

Just because I am critical of the coalition doesn't mean I am anti-English. I am just anti-scumbags.

The scumbags are taking over the streets. I don't know what David Cameron and Gordon Brown are going to do about it. It all goes back to the Thatcher (Margaret Thatcher) years. It sounds like a cliché but that's when the rot set in.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

I have this burgeoning reputation for playing a scumbag.