Sick Quotations | Page 8

To my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today.

We are telling a guy who fought for freedom that he doesn't have the freedom to see a sick child.

We are talking about sick leaves, and that is not illegal. We think there might be a connection between the two.

We are talking about people who prey on young children. There isn't any way we can be too strict on these sick people. There should be no ambiguity in our laws. I would even want to look at something as extreme as castration for these people.

We're having trouble getting them to leave. We tell them they're going to get sick and die. They still won't leave.

There is no greater mercy that I know of on earth than good health except it is sickness, and that has often been a greater mercy to me than health.

Sickness has frequently been of more use to the saints of God than health has.

The Cross was the place of your spiritual birth; it must ever be the spot for renewing your health, for it is the sanatorium of every sin-sick soul. The blood is the true balm of Gilead; it is the only catholicon [remedy] which heals every spiritual disease.

Christ came to bring healing to those who are spiritually sick-you say that you are perfectly well, so you must go your own way and Christ will go in another direction-towar ds sinners.

But I love to entertain. My vocation is to accrue all these experiences, to write about them, to get them out of my system, to not get sick, and then to share them publicly.