Skirts Quotations

Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.

What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.

I got in trouble in Catholic school for rolling the waist of my skirt down.

If you wear short skirts you get your femininity back.

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.

One of the big misconceptions about me is that I walk around in mini-skirts and high heels twenty-four seven and go to the gym in heels.

I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.

And as we watched, the Tsar of Death lifted up his eyelids like skirts and began to dance in the streets of Leningrad.

It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

Any asshole can chase a skirt, art takes discipline.

I need to get back to work,” Patch said. He gave me a once-over that lingered a bit below the hips. “Killer skirt. Deadly legs.

Killer skirt, deadly legs.

A query letter should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover everything, but short enough to be exciting.

I do sillier things sober, to be honest. I'm quite a silly person. Freya pulled my skirt up in a shop other day, I could've killed her - not literally, of course. But that was her not me.

A woman knows a skirt-chaser.

It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs

It is all very well for so-called sensible people to recommend flat heels and short skirts, but most of us prefer not to be sensible.

...outrageous flowers swagging off balconies like bright skirts of ballgowns...

A naked woman is less dangerous than one who spreads her skirt skillfully to cover and exhibit everything at once.

We will live to see the day that St. Patrick's Cathedral is a child-care center and the pope is no longer a disgrace to the skirt that he has on.

A short skirt and lots of makeup won't impress me.

There's a reason hobble skirts are called hobble skirts. You literally can't move very far in them.

Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.

I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.

Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire.

When women take off their corsets and heighten their skirts it always means high inflation and low morals.

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

I need to wear either something really short or a maxi dress; anything in between just looks weird.

Whatever power there is in the urban pictures is bound to the closeness with which they skirt banality. For a shot to be good — suggestive of more than just what it is — it has to come perilously near being bad, just a view of stuff.

Were I a cloud I'd gather My skirts up in the air, And fly I well know whither, And rest I well know where.

Man, you’re a regular Bonnie Parker.” “A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” Jesse found that hysterical. “Did Willie say that?” “Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt?

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

Mini dresses that have an over skirt of tulle makes it traditional and modern at the same time.

You don’t have anything like this. For crying out loud, you only own one skirt!

...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery.

I'm used to a lot of love scenes. I'm used to something that requires me to kick up my heels and wink-wink, flirt-flirt with a twirl of my skirt.

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave; plausibility clings to her skirts and holds her back till then

When a man says he likes a woman in a skirt, I tell him to try one.

The hours trip rapidly away, hiding their dreams in their skirts.

And would it have been worth it, after all, Would it have been worth while, After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets, After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor - And this, and so much more? -

Hairstyles change, and skirt lengths, and slang, but high school administrations? Never.