Slap Quotations | Page 3

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

An apology to Jason Smith and his family in court does very little to remove the bodily harm and injury that (Elvena) has done to him. A slap on the hand is no punishment for a broken nose.

It's fun to slap people around.

I tried to nutmeg him. It never came off and he gave me a slap on the back of the head and told me to start behaving

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.