It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.
Normally when you think of flea markets, you think of sweat socks and T-shirts. We're looking at young designers, art, photography, nothing mass-produced. We want to be cutting edge and unique.
Never run in the rain with your socks on.
On the first day I got my wheelchair, I was also given all my clothes for the next day, a little pile on the chair. I was so proud of myself for getting it all on - the socks and everything. Dressing is a struggle, and it can take up to an hour and a half.
I'm also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks.
I've got a sock drawer full of songs that I've started but, you know, I'm doing two shows a day here and it's just hard to sit down and finish them.
Never run in the rain with you're socks on
Could the garment and appliance industries be in cahoots together, creating an artificial sock demand to keep us buying?
What would happen if our clothes were Internet-enabled? Can you imagine if you lost a sock? You could send out a search, and sock No. 3117 would respond that it's under the couch in the living room.
Only let's cut out the transcendental twaddle when the whole thing is as plain as a sock on the jaw.