Stand Up Comedian Quotations

I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.

It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists, stand-up comedians, that sort of thing

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I love stand-up comedians. I really do.