And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.
Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?
Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Too many rocks in the mountains.