Tequila Quotations

I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.

Our aim is to establish El Cartel as not just another tequila but part of the club and party lifestyle. There are several songs where I mention the brand name, and a lot of these party songs go hand in hand with the concept of Cartel Tequila.

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.

I don't want any dog to be put down.

I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

Tequila is my salmon.

Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!

I was drinking tequila and I woke up in the morning and there was no one there, except the worm and myself were still there.

Those guys can drink like fish. Their rider for the show every night, they get two big bottles of Jack Daniels, a big bottle of vodka, a big bottle of tequila and four cases of beer. And then that's not including when they go to the bar and people buy them drinks; that's just what they have backstage for them every night.

Though humor is used, the message is pretty serious: if you're going to enjoy tequila, you'd be foolish not to use the best tasting tequila in the world.

Twenty years ago it was about drinking and being hung over. Now people want to go out and have a special meal and a nice bottle of wine. They're not throwing back shots of tequila and dancing until midnight.

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

If I'd had any idea what he was up to, I wouldn't have had that sixth shot of tequila so I could have been more sober for all those interviews afterward,

And no one drank just one shot of tequila.

We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination

You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind of invented with "Mas Tequila" in Cabo.

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.