Toilet Seat Quotations

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to the toilet seat when she was seven. (Adron)

You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat