Toilets Quotations | Page 3

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.

Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.

The men were stoolin' in the toilets 'til they were overflowing. Then they went beside the walls. Then they filled the urinals. They were peeing and pooing into the sinks and garbage cans and behind the concession stands. You got it all over your shoes. You were tracking it all over the place.

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

Eating, bathing, going to the toilet, talking, thinking, and many other activities related to the body are all work. How is it that the performance of one particular act is alone (considered) work? To be still is to be always engaged in work. To be silent is to be always talking.

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.