Tornadoes Quotations

Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I'm flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes.

There is a safe spot within every tornado. My job is to find it.

So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by tornadoes. Nobody has helped.

If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave the command.

I had never been to Oklahoma City before. I had no clue. Just heard there were a lot of tornadoes.

It's like being in the middle of a tornado. It's like, whooooooosh, you know what I'm saying? It's like Dorothy-you wake up and find yourself in the land of Oz.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

We understand tornadoes scientifically, but it still feels supernatural. The randomness makes it feel supernatural.

Six Seconds should be Rick Mofina's breakout thriller. It moves like a tornado.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him.

The only thing more destructive than a tornado is a family.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.