Tupperware Quotations

You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

Can you keep a secret?” “Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.

That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all those crisp, crunchy words were fresh and lovely, ready to be used.

I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.