Valium Quotations

The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

When it comes to flying, I am a nervous passenger but a confident drinker and Valium-swallower.

Valium would have helped that bash.