Waffle Quotations

My junior year, I went to an LSAT-prep course. I flipped over my test and thought, 'You bastards.' I walked out and went to Waffle House. That's where I had what I call 'The Waffle House Epiphany': I didn't want to be a lawyer. I wanted to make a dent in the universe.

'Shotgun's one of the first songs I ever wrote. It's about a couple I met at Waffle House, an all night diner I used to hang at before I could go to bars.

Mr. Blik is Moe, Waffle is more like Curly and Gordon would be the Scottish stooge ? if there was a Scottish stooge,

He give her a look that you could of poured on a waffle

We get a big surge of people at 2:30 (a.m. Saturday) because they close the bars at 2. They can come see us unless they want to wait in line at the Waffle House. It's great, because it's a big surge of people who will laugh at anything.

It was one of those things where the cops had to ask a bunch of people questions. I guess at the Waffle House or whatever. The next thing I know is that the cops found the vehicle and he was wearing the jewelry. Alphonso has his stuff back. I don't think he has to do anything except maybe he'll have to go testify against the guy. They found all of the stuff and caught the guy.

I don't think there's any Waffle House. But it's going to be fun.