Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
goes sit stuff work
I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.
alec glenn toward worried
If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
allergic bottle car claims fat front half hand people point three walk
I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.
mystery motto my-motto
My motto is "more mystery, less history".
sports dream writing
That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
book reading creative
The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
important ability honestly
To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
practice people paper
A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
sex animal thinking
We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
care hollywood connections
I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
laughing people half
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
real gay golf
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'