Al Bernstein Quotations

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

What made that fight extraordinary was not just how action-filled it was, but the high level on which it was fought. I've watched the tape about five or six times, and every single time, I'm amazed. I just can't believe what they did.

The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

To the victor belong the responsibilities.

If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.

We wanted to give back and get involved and make a difference in their lives. These are great kids. Most of them have never had an eye exam.

That's fortunate for the rest of us, because if it wasn't, Gil would have won it every year.

I know Castillo is going to come forward. But Corrales absolutely made the first fight by doing that. He's been known to box a lot more and control the tempo a little more. But he walked right in against Castillo and made the left hook the punch of choice. If he does that again, it becomes more of an exciting fight for the fans.