Alan Davies Quotations

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.

I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four.

There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.

I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.

I'm more inclined to linger in the science pages of 'The Week' magazine. But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and football.

I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.

I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.

I'm quite a curious person. I don't mind being the one who doesn't know things, a role I often play in QI.

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

Basically we're trying to clarify what's free and what's not,

He had a fool proof plan for not getting a job - In the event of an interview wear flip-flops.

Microsoft has been caught for the past three years between value and growth and is trying to find itself. It appears cheap but it's a moderate growth story so it will probably be bound to range in the upper $20s for the rest of this year.

Two of the POPs are co-located with MPLS POPs on the 21CN. If we needed to, we could hold metropolitan areas together with MPLS in the 21CN.

Bristol International will continue to carry out a strategic review of car parking options, so that a suitable and practical solution can be developed to meet the future needs of passengers parking at the airport.

After all, the shareholders have seen business lost from Microsoft's activities, so some portion should be given back to them,

A smoke-free environment will be beneficial for club members, visitors and staff.

I like it (the challenge) to be honest. It's a little bigger game than TCU or Tulsa. I'm not saying those weren't big games, but this is our first road game. It's great motivation to go out there on a national stage and get the job done.

I could not get far enough down the food chain to talk to him... I had to grunt like an ape to keep the conversation going.