Alexis Stewart Quotations

I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go.

If I didnt do something perfectly, I had to do it again. I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head,

I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.

A child is your legacy. What better thing can you do in life than put a really good person in the world who's going to make it a better place?

I don't think a lot of women know how much their chances of having a child diminish as they age.

Did I get to go to my friends' houses and eat junk food? Sure. And I'm a great cook. And, guess what? There's no prepared food in my house.

The more storage you have, the more stuff you accumulate.

I'm a better cook and more of a perfectionist than my mother.

I'm very close to my mother, but not a single other person in my family.

If you're nasty to me in my place of business, I'm going to be really nasty back.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

If you want to punish somebody, never talking to them again is a really good method.

If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again... I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.