Arthur Smith may refer to: (wikipedia)
If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.
My eyebrows could do with a trim.
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.
It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.
It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.
It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.
Every generation of children has its private hero.
I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.
