Ashleigh Brilliant Quotations

Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.

Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.

My main object in life is to see what will happen next.

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.

It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.

Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.

Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.

I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.

If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.

Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.

Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.

Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.

It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?

Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.

It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

Better start rushing before the rush begins!

History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

How can I fail when I have no purpose?

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.

Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.