Bam Margera Quotations

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.

The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp Kill Yourself' one day if we ever got the money. Who knows? Maybe we'll do it one day.

It's kinda all about image.

I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

I don't like Paris so much.

I want to make my own movie.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f**k" by the end of this movie.

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?

Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we asked them to come back. They put on a really good show and they're almost like the new Black Sabbath in my book. The Knives are really cool too. We've been friends with them forever. They have a cool Queens Of The Stone Age-type vibe. I just got their record and I like it a lot.

Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goal, but the next day when it was time to take the rental car back, Rake Yohn thought it would be funny to set the AM radio on fire. Well, the whole car blew the f**k up forty seconds from my house, and the only thing I had to pay was the nine bucks for the extra insurance.

I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.