Bill Kelly Quotations

Throughout Florida, house prices are up dramatically. The question is: Are ours up higher compared to salaries?, ... I suspect they might be because we are a low-salary county.

Wow, all I can say is it's a fabulous contribution. If I knew I wouldn't tell you, but I would go and thank her personally.

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them.

There is an awful lot of people in this community that have relatives over there. Hamilton has always been a community that has tried to reach out. As to what we will do at council, that will be determined.

I was very upset when I found the tree in that condition, damaged by the storm. But now it's alive again.

Our guys played an outstanding defensive game. We wanted to take away Blaine's high-post offense, and that's how it worked out. Dan Skillman was really a gamer today.

We wanted to make sure the right guy ended up with it. What he's really creative at is when he's getting checked out front he'll kind of draw you into him. And Dan's great because he looks really skinny and he doesn't take big blows. I think the officials like that.

Two years ago when we played them, they were all sophomores. Last year they were huge and they were all juniors. They're all back and they've got the good guard, Jordan Justus, the coach's son. We've beaten them the last two years, but Dallas Huggins (Forks' 6-3 forward) really hurt us.

We just got beat by a more aggressive team and they outworked us. They're quicker than we are.

They chose to be there, ... It's much more than simply cutting grass. It's a skilled job.

I'm not so inclined now to look elsewhere for a building.

I don't know if the team can come back. I do know we have to concentrate only on Lakewood.

I don't think from a legal perspective that there's anything here that raises a red flag.

I asked her how much she had to drink, and she replied that she had a couple of beers.

If city council decides to forget about (the skateboard park), if it's not worth the grief, then we give the money back and there's no skateboard park in Hamilton.