Brian Celio
Brian Celio
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth16 July 1981
CountryUnited States of America
love rid
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
divorce forced technology
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
work
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
democrats full government oppose rather
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
mind
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
best people
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
life praying
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
finger middle peace people sign
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
chuck james joyce work
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.