Bruce McCall
Bruce McCall
Bruce McCallis a Canadian author and illustrator, best known for his frequent contributions to The New Yorker...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionAuthor
CountryCanada
cartoon admirer because-i-can
I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.
sports brother golf
Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.
dog golf men
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
dream golf self
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
golf celebrate streisand
Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.
funny school humor
Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
attitude pride self
If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up." The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded-painfully-the quasi-British Canadian idea of modesty and self-restraint. ... They were forever busting their buttons in spasms of insufferable yahoo pride or all too publicly agonizing over their crises.
admit exposing men
(Viagra) is exposing how many men admit being dysfunctional,
itself name ring seems word
The name itself seems to have something. The very word has a ring to it.