I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.
Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.
Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!
-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?
Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.
I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.
