Chris Rock Quotations | Page 2

I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie.

If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go.

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times.

I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege.

No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.

My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They can go snatch chains and they'll be fine. But if you snatch chains, you'll end up in jail because you know better."

When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.

I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.