David Attell (born January 18, 1965)[1][2] is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell.[3] (wikipedia)
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.
I'm not really a music guy.
A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that's pretty much what you're supposed to do with jokes. You're not supposed to take it any further than that.
Being on the road is kind of lonely.
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.
For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.