Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953) is an American political commentator, stand-up comedian, talk show host, writer, and former sportscaster. (wikipedia)
I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.
When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.
I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.
I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."
When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.
I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?
It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.
By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.
I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.