Don Rickles Quotations | Page 2

I was in World War II; I cried when they took me in the Navy. That's the last time I cried.

I've been to Philadelphia a lot of times over the years, playing the old Celebrity Room and most of the other clubs around there that don't exist anymore.

I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat.

When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side.

Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics.

I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest.

My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.

I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.