Earl Wilson may refer to: (wikipedia)
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
