Eric John Bristow MBE (25 April 1957 – 5 April 2018), nicknamed "The Crafty Cockney", was an English professional darts player. (wikipedia)
I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.
The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.
My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.
You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.
I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.
I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.
I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.