Frank Kelly Quotations

Right now, we need qualifying donations, ... We don't want people backing up a dump truck; there is a limit to what we will accept.

We wanted a stone on his grave. This gives him the recognition he deserves.

The people who tend to get hurt while running are those who are just getting started or those who are stepping things up a notch.

Whatever benefits are reaped from the improvement in one car are overwritten by the five cars that give out harmful particles and gases.

You kind of feel a little sorry for the guy. What keeps going through my mind is (growing up) he could look out his window and see the cemetery, and there he is three years after he lived there, back in that cemetery. It really wasn't much of a life.

I knew that when he stopped speaking, I would have finished the play. One day one of the other characters said something and he didn't reply, it was such a relief!

Drug use prevention is the best treatment and it cost less in lives and dollars.

This part of the cemetery doesn't look as barren as it did.

It's the end of an era for a kind of comedy, a convention of comedy that seems to have moved on to an alternative form of comedy, and I would be much more of his generation.

Everything went so smooth. It was almost like there was somebody looking over this thing.