Franklin P. Jones Quotations

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist

Honest criticism is hard to take, especially from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.