Gypsy Rose Lee Quotations

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

God is love, but get it in writing.

I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra,

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly...

A naked dog for a naked lady.

You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.