These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the publisher
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is
A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.
Ever notice that people never say It's only a game when they're winning?
He's the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment.
The past should be a springboard, not a hammock.
Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.
Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else.
Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.
