Jean Harlow Quotations

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

My God, must I always wear a low-cut dress to be important?

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere.

HARLOW: "I was reading a book the other day . . . the guy said machinery is going to take the place of every profession."/ DRESSLER: "Oh, my dear, that's something you'll never have to worry about.

One day when he was eating a cookie he offered me a bite. Don't underestimate that. The poor guy's so frightened of germs, it could darn near have been a proposal.

This place certainly reeks of hospitality and good cheer, or maybe it's this cheese.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

To me, love has always meant friendship.