Jerry Lawler Quotations

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.