Jim Ross Quotations

We're satisfied that the pleas entered today will allow the court to hear a full account of Mr. Nottingham's crimes.

The fact of the matter is that the Williams family has guarded that property, kept trespassers off of that property, had contracts to maintain Coronet property, and when they joined the lawsuit, these types of retaliatory actions began.

She started shooting when she was 5 or 6 with her dad, and she's loved it since the day she started.

He was the kind of writer who took a person's life and made it interesting. If you wanted to get the humanity of a story, you assigned it to Tim.

Be assured that Triple H is more than ready to return to Monday Night RAW and he and the incomparable 'Nature Boy' will make quite the impact if my instincts are correct.

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

I think I'm vision-impaired!

Michael Cole does not deserve to be piled on like many are doing. He deserves respect. Michael is fulfilling a role on a fictional, TV show. He has been 'cast' to play this role as best as he can. For those that have never sat in that particular seat, let me assure you that it isn't easy. Cole's new persona must be working because never before have so many fans, for better or for worse, commented on Cole's work.

I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young man who does his homework and he did well with his opportunity to sit at the grown up table on Raw.

Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story.

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!

Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!!

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

To hell with Trish's nose!

Nice to see Christian return as he's been on the injured list for months. 'Captain Charisma' is due to have a big 2011. Very skilled, underrated talent.

You can take this job and shove it because I quit.

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday.

I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex.

Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia Dome. I do think that Sting would be well served to explore potential marketing opportunities with WWE especially considering that all his 'greatest hits' which were in WCW are now owned by WWE.

It is a human demolition derby!

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

Business is about to pick up here!

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

It's a Slobberknocker!