Joe Tex Quotations

I really learned how to bowl quickly (and bowl the right way), mainly because I studied the game so hard from the top bowlers in world.

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip.

I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living in both Portugal and Brazil in my younger days).