John Sandford may refer to: (wikipedia)
They don't have a lot of crime in the countryside other than theft. But every once in a while, things turn ugly, and when they turn ugly, they turn very ugly.
Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7
I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.
Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.
I've always been sort of interested in the rural countryside. Things happen out there that are very strange to city dwellers.
Most people like a little sex in their novels.
Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations.
There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.
With most of my books, I'll actually go out and look at the setting. If you describe things carefully, it kind of makes the scene pop.
You have the feeling that if you get a Pulitzer, you're somehow set for life.
