Jools Oliver Quotations

We bicker all the time - a lot of my friends can't believe how much. He drives me mad because he never listens to me and I drive him mad because I can be horribly selfish. In five minutes we're laughing again.

People pick up on some bits of the book in particular, like the bit about Jamie's sperm,

Oh, it was fine, ... I did check, you know - as I wrote it, I would ask him, do you mind if I say this and that. If he laughed, I knew I was all right. I could have been much funnier if I'd been more explicit about some of it, but I'm not a bloody comedian, after all.

I know, I know, I probably do need a press manager, ... Jamie was like, JOOLS! But it was just, I was having this girly chat with the journalist and we were getting on so well, it just popped out.