Louis Matto Quotations

My daughter-in-law wants enough to build a patio.

I used to save pennies for my 10-year-old grandson. I had one of those casino buckets full, another three-quarters. My wife thinks I'm crazy for picking them up.

After Camille, the car was pushed up against the fence. A guy stopped by with a big wad of bills. He gave me $50. I don't think they'll want this car.

All I can figure is that the buffet floated, and when the waters receded it must have slowly tipped over and set those dishes down. And they were still stacked.