Marci Maynes Quotations

My first husband was uneducated and very poor. I can't get involved with another uneducated man.

On our next date, I said I have an 8-year-old son.

He had the same spots, the same identical material. His costume had a white belly and a hood with ears.

When he started going to school, I couldn't believe it. We dated for three years. I had my doubts. I think we both did.

Finally I decided to be honest. I went on and on.

As soon as I broke away from that group, that's when he struck.

I tore the place apart looking for it. I was heartbroken. Just the setting was left on my finger.

The odds of me going to a party alone were nil. After we got to know each other, I saw he was brilliant. He's an unbelievable multi-tasker. He can fix anything. He is the world's best.

Oh, well, that was fun. He wasn't what I wanted - a three-piece suit, someone who was rich.

I knew right then that he was a nice guy, just by the way he said that. He took his shoe off and took his money out.

I had a wonderful time. I think I fell in love with him that night.

I ran up to him and put my arms around him and said, 'Darling, where have you been all my life?' Everyone started laughing.

I figured that was fun, and I turned around and took off. I was going to do some more mingling. I started talking to some other guys, and I had no idea he was following me.