Mark McKinney Quotations

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

There are three things I don't like. Crazy kids, crazy cars and birds. The first two I avoid, the last I eat. Oh. Me, I'm a cat.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.